Terry Pratchett

"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."

"If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you."

"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."

"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."

"My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat."

"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one."