love

"Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold."

"But if I hadn't fallen, I wouldn't have met you."

"The quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love."

"Any fool can be happy. It takes a man with real heart to make beauty out of the stuff that makes us weep."

"I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer."

"To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's."

"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."

"Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed."

"What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now?"

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"My instant love in a box is perfect for Florida. Just add water."

"A broken heart in real life isn't half as dreadful as it is in books. It's a good deal like a bad tooth, though you won't think THAT a very romantic simile. It takes spells of aching and gives you a sleepless night now and then, but between times it lets you enjoy life and dreams and echoes and peanut candy as if there were nothing the matter with it."

"I told him I was going to betray you, and betray Lyra, and he believed me because I was corrupt and full of wickedness; he looked so deep I felt sure he'd see the truth. But I lied too well. I was lying with every nerve and fiber and everything I'd ever done...I wanted him to find no good in me, and he didn't. There is none."

"Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing."

"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."

"And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know."

"True love is rare, and it's the only thing that gives life real meaning."

"People do the damndest things when they’re in love."

"Well-read people are less likely to be evil."

"Language is the key to the heart of people."