relationship

"Hating hurts the hater the most. Hating is not a salve for the wounded soul, it is an abrasive that keeps the soul wounded and raw and oversensitive."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"There are so many things that demand to be said. Where did you go? Do you ever think about me? You've ruined me. Are you okay? But of course, I can't say any of that."

"I decided that giving a girl a ring when you're not in a serious relationship is sort of like giving a guy a blow job when you have no real feelings for him. It makes everything feel a little cheap.It cheapens the giver and the recipient."

"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."

"Our story has three parts: a beginning, a middle, and an end. And although this is the way all stories unfold, I still can't believe that ours didn't go on forever."

"A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance."

"Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves."

"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."

"I'm done. I don't need anything more out of life. I have you, and that's enough."

"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."

"You know a relationship has deteriorated past the point of salvage when one person detests another's gestures."

"The present changes the past. Looking back you do not find what you left behind."

"I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?"

"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."

"We swallowed the chaos because we knew we didn't want to be ordinary."

"I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else."

"Women writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are clever liars to fathers and husbands; yet they never hold their tongues too long, nor keep ardent typing fingers still."

"There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it’s the endings we’re unprepared for."

"I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed."