More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? Enough to feed a seriously starved midget for a week. Now with 33.3% reduced fat!"
"Networking is more quality, and less quantity. It’s better to form a solid connection with one new person, than a liquid connection with ten. You don’t want people to think you drink too much."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."