I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too ma... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."
"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."
"I feel robbing a bank would be the highest form of performance art. No need to pay to see me work. The Federal Reserve is subsidizing it."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"My writing has appeared in the New Yorker and The Atlantic Monthly, though whenever the newsstand guy catches me scribbling my poetry in them, he always comes along later and erases it."
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."