More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best."
"Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on a blindfold and act like midnight. There’s leftover love in the freezer if you get cold."