More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Coin a new word and hear it jingle in your pocket with all your other change. My love for you is sofacouchsitsitting, so you’d better buckle up."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."