I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a who... - Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t last forever."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"I cry, but not for myself. There’s too much sadness in this world to waste a moment with self-pity, when making others smile will also make me smile."
"This year I vow to learn how to garden. I will be the Farmer of Love and grow in understanding and forgiveness."
"Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other."
"When traveling on foot through the Sahara Desert, be sure to pack several gallons of ice cream, and keep them close to your heart, because nothing, not even my love, can make that thing melt."
"If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The answer is: Whichever one is a banker."