I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a who... - Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t last forever."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"Sleep is the breakfast of champions. This morning I had two big bowls full, each two hours deep."
"I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are."
"We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or two by morning."
"To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees."
"We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or two by morning."