I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bot... - Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3

"I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bottle, but I’m not sure how to market it. Maybe as a drinkable alternative to love."

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