More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blushing because I’m sunburned. I’m so ashamed I could just lie on the beach and die."
"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bathing suit I knitted her, and it’s as revealing as my feelings for her."