More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."