"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."