"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."