More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More