More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More