"I was so depressed I thought about committing TV. I mean suicide. In the end I decided to binge on @Netflix and it really made me feel better."
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tv Quotes
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"Because you don't learn anything unless you can find the patience to read. TV takes that away from you. It robs you from your mind."
"Watching TV at my own time. Its beneficiary, but watching TV at its own time . Its time wasting."
"You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex."
"Hey, Geekoid!"yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?"
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth."
"More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement."