"Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on a blindfold and act like midnight. There’s leftover love in the freezer if you get cold."
"I fall in love with you four times a year: winter, spring, summer, and fall. The leaves may change, but how I feel about you does not."
"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."
"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."