#nudity

"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."

"77 degrees in the fall feels cold, and 77 degrees in the spring feels hot. That’s why I’m selling year-round-nudity for half-price."

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."

"The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming."

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."