Random Inspirational Quotes

"Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life."

"Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane."

"To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme."

"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."

"I have always considered "Pascal's Wager"a questionable bet to place, since any God worth believing in would prefer an honest agnostic to a calculating hypocrite."

"You're supposed to say, 'All I want is your happiness. I'll do whatever it takes, even if it means being without you.'""Sorry,"Noah said. "I'm just not that big of a person."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave."

"Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so kind as to hold my jockstrap while I stir your hot coffee?"

"The eye through which I see God is the same eye through which God sees me; my eye and God's eye are one eye, one seeing, one knowing, one love."

"But understanding will always require some effort. You probably wouldn't admire a friend who was good at everything if it cost her no effort."

"Think as though the beauty of your life depends on your thoughts. Live as though your life is the portrait of your thoughts."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"I am not omniscient, but I know a lot."

"For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them."

"If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it's not enough."

"When you establish a destination by defining what you want, then take physical action by making choices that move you towards that destination, the possibility for success is limitless and arrival at the destination is inevitable."

"I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love."

"In presence of the Moon nobody sees stars."

"We have become, by the power of a glorious evolutionary accident called intelligence, the stewards of life's continuity on earth. We did not ask for this role, but we cannot abjure it. We may not be suited to it, but here we are."