Random Inspirational Quotes

"Think before you speak. Read before you think."

"Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion."

"All equestrians, if they last long enough, learn that riding in whatever form is a lifelong sport and art, an endeavor that is both familiar and new every time you take the horse out of his stall or pasture."

"I was feeling the height of bitchiness."

"Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously."

"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."

"In some remote corner of the universe, poured out and glittering among innumerable solar systems, there once was a star on which clever animals invented knowledge."

"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."

"I was an adventurer, but she was not an adventuress. She was a 'wanderess.' Thus, she didn’t care about money, only experiences - whether they came from wealth or from poverty, it was all the same to her."

"Each day is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift to Him."

"Avoid loud and aggressive persons,they are vexations to the spirit."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"We’re built of contradictions, all of us. It’s those opposing forces that give us strength, like an arch, each block pressing the next. Give me a man whose parts are all aligned in agreement and I’ll show you madness. We walk a narrow path, insanity to each side. A man without contradictions to balance him will soon veer off."

"The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand."

"IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE."

"I mean, at the end of the day, what the hell does it matter who I end up with if it can't be you?"

"What childishness is it that while there's breath of life in our bodies, we are determined to rush to see the sun the other way around?"

"Whatever happens to your body, your soul will survive, untouched..."