Random Inspirational Quotes

"Freddie often fold me that you've got to be happy when you can, because life won't wait for you to take the time. And she was right."

"It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it."

"Though you may hear me holler,And you may see me cry--I'll be dogged, sweet baby,If you gonna see me die."

"You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty."

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."

"I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time."

"If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does."

"Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident."

"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."

"God helps those who strut their stuff."

"A visitor is a friend, he brings news, good or bad, which is bread to the hungry minds in lonely places. A real friend who comes to the house is a heavenly messenger, who brings the panis angelorum."

"Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power."

"To turn your dreams into reality, all your resources, efforts and concentration should be aligned in the same direction."

"Living in a world such as this is like dancing on a live volcano."

"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of."

"Ah, child and youth, if you knew the bliss which resides in the taste of knowledge, and the evil and ugliness that lies in ignorance, how well you are advised to not complain of the pain and labor of learning."

"All paths are the same: they lead nowhere. ... Does this path have a heart? If it does, the path is good; if it doesn't, it is of no use. Both paths lead nowhere; but one has a heart, the other doesn't. One makes for a joyful journey; as long as you follow it, you are one with it. The other will make you curse your life. One makes you strong; the other weakens you."

"Omnipotence and omniscience are the end of power and knowledge."

"It's self-effacing, it's hard-luck, the shtetl stories. All those Coasters things are an amalgam of Yiddish and black humor."

"And there's this place called college! I mean, they want you to care, dig it, care about this education trip, and they don't care enough themselves to make it as attractive as the crap game across the street!"