Random Inspirational Quotes

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."

"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."

"'Summer of Love: Art of the Psychedelic Era,' the Whitney Museum's 40th-anniversary trip down counterculture memory lane, provides moments of buzzy fun, but it'll leave you only comfortably numb. For starters, it may be the whitest, straightest, most conservative show seen in a New York museum since psychedelia was new."

"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"

"Lifes like a painters palette, just when you've got everything worked out the colours change"

"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."

"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."

"I just need to know that someone out there listens and understands and doesn't try to sleep with someone even if they could have. I need to know these people exist."

"My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, and I smiled and gave thanks for the little miracle God worked in my life."

"Let children alone... the education of habit is successful in so far as it enables the mother to let her children alone, not teasing them with perpetual commands and directions - a running fire of Do and Don’t ; but letting them go their own way and grow, having first secured that they will go the right way and grow to fruitful purpose."

"The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does what problem this really solves."

"The universe doesn’t give you what you ask for with your thoughts; it gives you what you demand with your actions. In essence, you don't get what you WANT, you get what you ARE."

"To regret one’s own experiences is to arrest one’s own development. To deny one’s own experiences is to put a lie into the lips of one’s own life. It is no less than a denial of the soul."

"Books open your mind, broaden your mind, and strengthen you as nothing else can."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline."

"A good self-esteem level is mostly dependant on how we value ourselves without any bias."

"In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."

"You deny them hope... You are telling them that Jesus loves them, but not much."

"Joy blooms where minds and hearts are open."