"I love life. There's so much to learn and see all the time, and nothing nicer for me than to wake up, and the sky is blue."
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"Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
"Out, out brief candle, life is but a walking shadow...a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
"Whatever happens to your body, your soul will survive, untouched..."
"My humor is my creativity, and my skepticism is a gift."
"Laughter is the most important paradise of life."
"If you're reading this...Congratulations, you're alive.If that's not something to smile about,then I don't know what is."
"She was too well-trained to panic."
"Not that there's anything wrong with just lying around on your back. In it's way, rotting is interesting too, as we will see. It's just that there are other ways to spend your time as a cadaver."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish."
"There are three constants in life... change, choice and principles."
"We can be redeemed only to the extent to which we see ourselves."
"When you hold a grudge, you want someone else’s sorrow to reflect your level of hurt but the two rarely meet."
"If love is like a possession, maybe my letter are like my exorcisms"
"Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards."
"It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world."
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