Random Inspirational Quotes

"Whatever you want to do, if you want to be great at it, you have to love it and be able to make sacrifices for it."

"Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you."

"My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism."

"Stay hungry. Stay foolish."

"Make today worth remembering."

"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."

"I, while the gods laugh, the world's vortex am;Maelström of passions in that hidden seaWhose waves of all-time lap the coasts of me;And in small compass the dark waters cram.- I, While the Gods Laugh, the World's Vortex Am"

"If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things."

"So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."

"Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?"

"We need not take refuge in supernatural gods to explain our saints and sages and heroes and statesmen, as if to explain our disbelief that mere unaided human beings could be that good or wise."

"Everything can't be explained by some general biological phrase."

"A friend of mine said something powerful at his grandfather's funeral. He said that the greatest lesson from his grandfather's life was that he died empty, because he accomplished everything he wanted, with no regrets. I think that, along with leaving a legacy, would be the greatest sign of success."

"Time is the longest distance between two places."

"People will always notice something about you. It might be the way you walk or the way you talk, or just simply your personality. Live each day in the way you want to be remembered. Live in such a way that people will be inspired by those unique qualities that you have and strive to live better lives for themselves."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"For a gallant spirit there can never be defeat."

"I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q."

"Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall."