Random Inspirational Quotes

"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"

"Happiness is a state of mind, a choice, a way of living; it is not something to be achieved, it is something to be experienced."

"Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin. The entertainment for this evening is not new, you've seen this entertainment through and through you have seen your birth, your life, your death....you may recall all the rest. Did you have a good world when you died? -enough to base a movie on??"

"Life is a journey, not a destination; there are no mistakes, just chances we've taken."

"Have you ever felt the longing for someone you could admire? For something, not to look down at, but up to?"

"There’s nothing you can’t do if you want it bad enough."

"You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass."

"Did I hear God call me an idiot?"

"Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right."

"The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?"

"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."

"The nature of the enemy's warfare in your life is to cause you to become discouraged and to cast away your confidence. Not that you would necessarily discard your salvation, but you could give up your hope of God's deliverance. The enemy wants to numb you into a coping kind of Christianity that has given up hope of seeing God's resurrection power."

"Anything creative requires a bit of acting,and filling in blanks with imagination."

"Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death."

"Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade..."

"To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for theexistence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably farmore. At least in the case of UFOs there have been countless tapedand filmed and, by the way, unexplained sightings from all over theworld, along with documented radar evidence seen by experiencedmilitary and civilian radar operators.>>"

"How can I tell Bob that my happiness streams from having wrenched a piece out of my life, a piece of hurt and beauty, and transformed it to typewritten words on paper? How can he know I am justifying my life, my keen emotions, my feeling, by turning it into print?"

"Mankind is made great or little by its own will."

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."

"The more credit you give away, the more will come back to you. The more you help others, the more they will want to help you."