Random Inspirational Quotes

"Not feeling is no replacement for reality. Your problems today are still your problems tomorrow"

"It’s scary to be a woman on a blind date. For all she knows the man she is meeting up with could be a rapist, a murderer, or, God forbid, a politician."

"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."

"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."

"Death is our constant companion, and it is death that gives each person's life its true meaning."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"A good traveler leaves no tracks. Good speech lacks fault-finding."

"Truth is, something that I thought was perfect was taken away from me, and I never wanted perfect again. I wanted middle of the road, stuff I didn’t care about so that I couldn’t lose anything I really loved ever again."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness."

"Philosophers console themselves with explanations."

"Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable."

"Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves."

"I read a book one day and my whole life was changed."

"Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell."

"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."

"There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible."The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions."Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly."

"All sciences are vain and full of errors that are not born of Experience, the mother of all Knowledge."

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."

"I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size,"and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together."