#death

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

"People die, I think, but your relationship with them doesn't. It continues and is ever-changing."

"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."

"It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death."

"Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore."

"I find relief from the questions only when I concede that I am not obliged to know everything. I remind myself it is sufficient to know what I know, and that what I know, may not always be true."

"I'm so popular in life that valets are already starting to park the cars lined up for my funeral, which is expected sometime late 2082. #OutBoastKanye"

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"To whom could I put this question (with any hope of an answer)? Does being able to live without someone you loved mean you loved her less than you thought...?"

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"And death doesn't wait for you when your rested and ready. It sneaks up on you when your exhausted and hungry and cold and so scared you can't even see straight"

"YOU FEAR TO DIE?"It's not that I don't want... I mean, I've always...it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break..."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live in others but give them life, and not only life, but that great consciousness of life."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"One false step, and you’ll fall all the way to Tartarus—and believe me, unlike the Doors of Death, this would be a one-way trip, a very hard fall! I will not have you dying before you tell me your plan for my artwork."

"Once someone asked me, "What do you want to be your epitaph?"So I said, "Paulo Coelho died when he was alive."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."