#knowledge-education

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"