#knowledge-education

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"