#knowledge-education

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."