#knowledge-education

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."