#knowledge-education

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."