#knowledge-education

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."