#knowledge-education

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."