#knowledge-education

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."