#knowledge-education

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."