#knowledge-education

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."