#knowledge-education

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."