#knowledge-education

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."