#knowledge-education

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."