#knowledge-education

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."