#knowledge-education

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."