#knowledge-education

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."