#knowledge-education

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."