#knowledge-education

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."