#knowledge-education

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."