#life

"The wisdom of LIFE eludes even the best...For those who pass the test Life is a fest,While, its forever, A battle for the rest.."

"There is no such thing as work-life balance. Everything worth fighting for unbalances your life."

"The trick is to enjoy life. Don't wish away your days, waiting for better ones ahead."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"If someone listens, or stretches out a hand, or whispers a kind word of encouragement, or attempts to understand a lonely person, extraordinary things begin to happen."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Silence is argument carried out by other means."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige."

"Growing up is never straight forward.There are moments when everything is fine, and other moments where you realize that there are certain memories that you'll never get back, and certain people that are going to change, and the hardest part is knowing thatthere's nothing you can do except watch them."

"Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be. I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy."

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be..."

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."