#life

"I've had such a satisfying life professionally and personally. I hope my tombstone says, 'Never boring.'"

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."

"My biggest fault is that the faults I was born with grow bigger each year."

"When I look in the mirror, I know I’m looking at someone who isn’t sure she deserves to be loved at all."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."

"Yet there are moments when the walls of the mind grow thin; when nothing is unabsorbed, and I could fancy that we might blow so vast a bubble that the sun might set and rise in it and we might take the blue of midday and the black of midnight and be cast off and escape from here and now."

"She was like a drowning person, flailing, reaching for anything that might save her. Her life was an urgent, desperate struggle to justify her life."

"We are biology. We are reminded of this at the beginning and the end, at birth and at death. In between we do what we can to forget."

"A few years ago it dawned on me that everybody past a certain age ... pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives. They don't want to be who they are any more. They want out. This list includes Thurston Howell the Third, Ann-Margret, the cat members of Rent, Václav Havel, space shuttle astronauts and Snuffleupagus. It's universal."

"How would your life be different if...You were conscious about the food you ate, the people you surround yourself with, and the media you watch, listen to, or read? Let today be the day...You pay attention to what you feed your mind, your body, and your life. Create a nourishing environment conducive to your growth and well-being today."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"I can’t really act the way I want to act, or say what I want to say all the time. And a lot of times, I cover that up with a smile."

"How would your life be different if…You walked away from gossip and verbal defamation? Let today be the day…You speak only the good you know of other people and encourage others to do the same."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Don't doubt yourself, that's what haters are for."

"Being liked for the way you looked is worse than not being liked at all."