#master-key

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."