#master-key

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."