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"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."
"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"
"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."
"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."
"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."
"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::"
"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."
"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."
"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."
"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."
"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."