#master-key

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."