#master-key

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."