#master-key

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."