#master-key

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."