#master-key

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."