#master-key

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."