#master-key

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

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"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."