#master-key

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"