#master-key

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"