#master-key

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"