#master-key

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."