"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."
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"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."
"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."
"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"
"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."
"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."
"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."
"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."
"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."
"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."
"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."
"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."