#Master

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."