#Master

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

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"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."